Oh Hell!

I often absently scroll through Facebook and find numerous hilarious posts. Well…one this week definitely caught my eye, and I laughed so hard at not only the post but several clever responses. That got me to think about all the “hell” idioms out there that I definitely needed to add to the absolute hilarity of the post. And, of course, I did the research to do this. So…here is the original post:

*in hell* Me: Excuse me, I was told there would be a special place for me here? (Thanks, Cheyne Curry)

Of course, all my fellow smart-ass sisters added to that with the following posts:

And I’ll need the addresses of all the people who told me to go there because I promised to look them up. (Thanks, Doreen Perrine)
And where is my handbasket (my personal favorite – Thanks, Heidi Etienne-Hoff)
I’m in it, but I’ll save you a seat (Thanks, AK West)

Here are a few more to consider based on my very brief research.

Been here for years, and there’s never been a cold day…
I brought money, but no one seemed to know who to pay.
There are a lot of loose women here, but hell’s not breaking loose, and neither are they, thank the devil.
I brought my glove because lesbians love softball, but no one plays catch here. I guess it’s super hard to catch a whole underworld…it doesn’t exactly fit in my glove.
Trust me, hell hath plenty of fury, about the same as my ex. They’re pretty equal in that regard.
I looked for transportation out of here, but there isn’t actually a highway in or out of the place.

So…you see, anyone can take jokes to the extreme. It’s what writers do! If you want to see how I weave my own dorky jokes and humor into my books, simply click on the links below! My third book in the San Diego Trilogy, Love Bonds is currently out in Paperback only, but will soon be out in ebook and audio! There may even be a pre-order option coming soon!