This week I am going to poke fun at myself again, because it is one of my favorite pastimes. I am a fashion don’t in every way because clothes and staying in vogue is simply unimportant to me. When our organization began to look again at our dress code policy, I wanted less than nothing to do with it.
Unfortunately, I am the HR Executive for the organization, so the policy resides in my department. I wisely suggested that one of my staff sit on the committee to review the policy. That I believe was one of the wisest decisions of my career.
Three policies in a workplace tend to stir up the employees: parking, dress code and who makes the coffee (actually this one doesn’t come into play anymore now that women have broken the glass ceiling). We’ve already obliterated the hornet’s nest when we changed the parking policy and, aghast, made our employees walk a few extra feet (okay I’m minimizing a bit) because patients and visitors had no place to park. You’d think that we were the worst employer on the planet because we wanted our patients to have a close place to park. Now here we are again, wanting to eliminate the long standing tradition of allowing employees to wear jeans on Wednesdays and Fridays. On Wednesdays employees can pay a fee for the privilege of dressing casually and all the money goes to charity. I know such a horrible policy, how dare we allow employees to pay into a fund for cancer research.
Since I have a bit of a different philosophy on dress codes by believing we need to focus on far more important issues (like how we treat each other and the patients and families members) versus whether our reputation is tarnished because we allow employees to wear jeans, I declined involvement in the committee. Things like measuring the length of a skirt, leggings or no leggings, open toed shoes, which employees should be required to tie back their hair have all been hot topics in the meeting. I decided to test a theory. What if I started pulling out my conservative suits from the 80s and began wearing them to work, would the committee want to also address out of style dress because that might tarnish the reputation of the organization?
I already have a problem wearing the right shoes (see earlier blog Two Left Feet), and for some reason on this particular day I wore the wrong color tights (navy instead of black). It’s cold here so I’m not wearing nylons when tights are a lot warmer. I wonder if they will forbid tights as well.
I think my staff knew I was poking fun when they saw the shoulder pads and since I’ve never worn dresses prior to this dress code controversy, it was pretty apparent. I beat them to the punch in the morning and told them I’d already received a call from the 80s declaring they wanted their suit back.
Maybe I’ll bring back vintage fashion or maybe other people will see things for the way they really are – let’s spend more time on the things that really matter and less time on who is wearing what. That’s not to say we should allow people to wear any old thing, but come on there is a level of reasonableness – isn’t there?
Who’s with me? Bring back parachute pants (I owned a pair and wore them regularly), big hair, headbands (Olivia rocked that) and jumpsuits cause don’t we all deserve to laugh at least once a day?
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