Long Distance Kissing

I’m sure almost everyone has heard of phone sex and I suppose Skype or Facetime sex for a means of remaining connected when enduring a long-distance relationship. But a device that enables couples to experience “real” physical intimacy? Surely, I jest. I remember being totally besotted when iPhones came out with a way to send feelings over text with the tap or touch of your fingers. My wife taught me this little trick, and at first, we were sending heartbeats and kisses to each other all the time. If you don’t know about this trick, here’s a simple lesson on it:

Tap the phone with two fingers to get a kiss
Touch and hold with two fingers to get a heart that beats

So what is this device that allows physical intimacy over the miles? Well…it’s a kissing device invented by a Chinese company. Apparently, the device mimics a kiss, including sound. There are sensors in the device that replicate the pressure, movement, and temperature of a person’s lips. To make it work, users need to download a mobile app and insert the device into their phone’s charging port in order to send a kiss. You can’t make this shit up! Not only can you use this device with your partner, but gah…you can upload your smooches for others to download your kisses. Ick, Ick, Ick. Not surprising that the device has received multiple reactions, some not so good. Here’s just a sampling:

Was it tested for Covid? (I won’t print the next part because it sounds very racist to me)
Oh, I have an idea to make this more interesting…(I’m thinking could this be the next level vibrator…something to replace the clit licker?)
Where’s the tongue (kind of had that thought myself)
One person quickly pointed out that this idea had already been explored on an episode of The Big Bang Theory when Howard introduced a “kissing machine” to Leonard and Raj. Leonard was not so quick to jump onto the bandwagon, but Raj stepped up to try the machine, saying, “I’m impressed. This is very lifelike.” (Now you know if someone on the Big Bang Theory came up with the idea, this machine was bound to get some jokes)

Here’s a link to a pretty funny video about it: https://twitter.com/i/status/1630980202309222400

Kissing scenes are very important in WLW fiction. I often see posts about who writes the best first kiss scene. I don’t know if I’m particularly talented at writing first kiss scenes, but I do try to alter them. I’ve written everything from a quick chaste peck on the lips to teeth-gnashing desperation. Y’all know the drill just click the links below to check out any of my books. While none feature this kissing device, they all have the requisite first kiss scene. Oh, and I would be remiss if I didn’t mention that Undercover Love will be out on audible soon and the next in the series, The Politics of Love will be released in May! Want to keep up with all my new releases and get FREE SHORT STORIES…sign up for my mailing list by clicking this link: http://eepurl.com/cS3amj

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