Vabbing…Oh My!

Well…it’s been three weeks, and I cannot think of a better come-back topic than one that was suggested by K’Anne Meinel. God, I love that woman…besides reading all her hysterical memes and posts, she never fails to send me good stuff now and again…and this topic is pure gold.

I had absolutely no idea what vabbing was, but I had my suspicions. I was only partially correct. Knowing K’Anne and with the first two letters the same as ‘vagina,’ I just knew it was something to do with the vagina. And I wasn’t wrong. So what is vabbing? Because this article has a quote, I can’t help but recite it (from the urban dictionary). I’m going to print this verbatim because it is just too good not to. Basically, vabbing is, “When you stick your lady fingers in between your lady lips and put your lady juice behind your lady ears so that people want to sex your lady box.” I can’t even tell you how long I laughed after reading this. Yup, it is vagina perfume.

That got me to wondering…if I was someone who actually squirts (like in large quantities) could I bottle up my juices and sell them on the open market? Is it even possible to purchase vagina perfume? Inquiring minds…After a quick internet search…yup, you certainly can! Here are some options to consider on the off chance y’all are pondering giving this a go.

From Heretic Parfum: This smells like my vagina perfume rollerball, Heretic X Goop: Energizing Bergamot blends with Cedar and Rose in this infamous Goop collaboration, This Smells Like My Vagina perfume for a sultry and sophisticated scent that stimulates sensuality and self-love. Natural ingredients plus safe synthetics. 10mL rollerball. They also make a candle that, yup, you guessed it, smells like a vagina!
Erykah Badu opened an online shop called BaduWorldMarket, which sells a pack of 20 incense sticks, which, according to the website, were made with the ashes of Badu’s own underwear. Apparently, the underwear used was when she was ovulating, and there is an urban legend that her “pussy is magic.” You can’t make this shit up! It isn’t exactly perfume, but close enough. She also has a perfume titled, Badhu’s Pussy. Here is the link to the YouTube video that announces the perfume sold out in mere minutes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAxloY_eTTY

And…there you have it…the new trend…vagina perfume. Now I will have to keep writing just so I can weave this into one of my future novels! Want to read about the crazy stuff I write about? You know the drill…just click one of the links below. Coming soon…the reprint of Compound Interest (the final book in the Asset Management/Book Addict combined series).

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